Funny, so sweet!

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Mukha ba akong kalendaryo? because everyone is asking me for a date! wow tutyal.

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Boy: Miss, pwede magtanong?
Girl: Ano yun?
Boy: Kungdidiretsuhin ko ba ang daan na 'to... tutuloy ba 'to sa puso mo? sobrang chesssssyyyy...

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Bagong sagot sa tanong na: Kamusta ang lovelife? "Postponed until further notice.  Updates will be posted once available." hehehe

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Hinahanap kita sa dictionary...nakalimutan ko wala kana palang meaning sa akin. hehehe bitter!

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Mare1: Bilib ako sayo, paano mo napapauwi ang asawa mo ng maaga?
Mare2: Aba nakalagay sa labas ng pinto, " SEX WILL START AT 8PM WITH OR WITHOUT YOU! hahaha

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Missing Love

Dear Love,

Never a single second of my day that passes by without thinking about you. How you are doing there and what keeps you busy in a day.  It makes me wonder if you eat complete meals or if you eat on time.  I can only wish that someday when the time comes I will cook delicious food for both of us to share.  Food that will nourish both the body and the soul.

In the many days that have passed and will pass.  I honestly hope that the land where we stand would grow wider and make the seas narrower so you would be a walking distance away.  If only traveling through time is possible and as easy as taking a cab I would love to visit those lost times.  When I was not there to celebrate especial occasions with you.

Always remember, I may not be with you now and most of the time, but as long as you are here deep inside my heart and I am in yours.  No seas, no mountains no amount of great distance can separate us.

P.S. Summer is coming but it is still cold during night time.

Regards,

a.k.a. Ace

A Letter to Love

Dear Love,

In solitude I keep myself reminded of the day when we first met. The first Hi and Hello we said to each other. The first few uttered words that were so soothing to the ears. The caresses that seems so real. The laughter and sulky times we shared.  That was a moment worth reminiscing when silence sets in the coldness of the night.

A moment I have placed in the wilderness of my memory.  For now, I must be contented in keeping as much detail of those times to relieve the moment. If I will only have it my way, that time, I will stop the clock from ticking and keep it right there 'til eternity, without a doubt I would.   

Nothing will I ask for but just stay the way you are.  Keep those long phone calls and jokes to brighten up my day.  Just let me keep you long enough if forever is not ours to decide.

P.S.  Sorry if I make you stay up late even though you are already sleepy.  When I am with you it is always sunny and morning. Hope you do realize I just want to be with you all the time.

    
Regards,

a.k.a. Ace